* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same Planet with T.R.
* There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures T.R has allowed to live.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered T.R".
* If you Google search "T.R getting kicked" it will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until T.R kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, T.R lives in Chennai.
* Thousands of years ago T.R came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
* Bill Gates lives in constant fear that T.R's PC will crash.
* When T.R enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,....he turns the dark off.
* When T.R looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between T.R and T.R.
* The last digit of PI is T.R. He is the end of all things.
* T.R does not know where you live, but he knows where you will Die.
* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in-fact a warning, that the spot belongs to T.R and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
* There is no such thing as Earth Quake. T.R was anger
, so it happens.* T.R's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools T.R.
* If you spell T.R wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean T.R?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have one chance".
* Once a Cobra bit T.R's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the Cobra died
.* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is T.R.
* The square root of T.R is pain. Do not try to square T.R, the result is death.
* When you say "no one's perfect", T.R takes this as a personal insult.
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sify i cant read this font...
Sorry, now i have change the font..
now check it out....